December 2010
58 posts
School is awesome.
Except for the people who scream in the hallways and you just want to be like
And the people who walk in the hallway too slow, you’re like
And then the girls and boys who think they’re everything, you’re all like
And then some bitch talks shit about you, and you’re all like
And the teachers are boring, well, let’s not even go there.
Plus, why do we even have to go to school?
That awkward moment when you kick Usher in the...
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
1. Swung between two clothes holders things at Hechts years ago because I busted my ear open and there’s still a scar there today so my ear is super sensitive. 2. Never pretended to have glasses in 4th grade because they weren’t my prescription and made my eyes as bad as they are today and now I actually need glasses because of it. 3. I try and wish that I could stop being so mean to...
So, this is basically what New Year's is like.
It’s 11:59PM on December 31, 2010.
It’s 12AM on January 1.
Ten minutes later, realize nothing has changed. Nothing amazing happens just because it’s not 2010 anymore. It’s still just another day.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
1. Can someone actually read my mind? 2. I wonder how people would look at you if you were famous. 3. What if I was born into a different family.. 4. How fortunate I am. 5. Shit, there’s a cop. I gotta slow down. 6. I wonder if my parents know what I’m really doing. 7. My parents would kill me.
When Exam Results Are Given: (Justin Bieber...
justindrew-bieber:
Getting The Grade:
You Failed And You’re The Lowest In The Class:
You Failed But Not As Badly As You Thought:
You Failed But Your Friends Also Failed:
You Failed/Barely Passes Then Someone says “Easiest exam ever”:
You Passed:
Someone You Hate Is The Highest In The Class:
Your Friend Is The Highest In The Class:
That awkward moment when you're playing with your...
Everyone’s looking at you like And you’re just like
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
1. Make me laugh. 2. Have a good sense of humor. 3. Always be willing to try new things. 4. Randomly show up at my house. 5. Text me cute little messages. 6. Don’t be afraid to meet my family and friends. 7. Help less fortunate people with me. 8. Always be respectful to people.
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
alluredpuerile:
i’m usually like
When my parents don't let me go out
When you order takeout and the doorbell rings:
That awkward moment when your mom/dad starts...
the fuck did i do?
Chillin by myself at home.
then i hear some strange ass noise
but you know, i figure it ain’t nothin
but then i hear that shxt again
so then i get up like this
and then i realize im just hallucinating so,
im good, im good, back to chlln.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
1. I started playing soccer when I was 3 and played until my freshmen year in high school. 2. I try to go to the gym everyday I don’t work. 3. I’m a hypocrite when I tell people that they talk too much during movies because I talk like crazy during them. 4. I have a really bad memory. 5. I love to take pictures. 6. Music is my life. I don’t know where I would be today without it....
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten...
1. I know we don’t see each other as much as we did in Biology last year, but you’re my best friend and I love you more than anything. 2. You annoy me so much and you’re a compulsive liar. Would it kill you to tell the truth? 3. Sometimes you’re too nice to people who don’t deserve to be friendly toward. 4. You’re so outgoing and I love everything about you. I...
when you find out that the person next to you...
Guess who's coming to my house tonight?
Merry Christmas Eve!! :)
That awkward moment when you fall, and look...
kcorrine:briananas:c-stardom:
when you think you look good..
itsbiebsworld:
when someone scares you.
but you really look like this..
when you laugh.
but you really look like this..
when your dancing.
but you really look like this..
when you think you look nice, once in your life.
but you really look like this..
your favorite song comes on.
-dreamingwithabrokenheart:
you start freaking out like
then you start belting it out like
and everyone looks at you like
but you just keep belting it out like
then someone turns off the radio to make you stop singing
so you keep singing anyway
and then everyone looks at you like
but you just keep doing your thing
Hearing a new song on the radio and being like:
Then downloading that song and falling in love with it and being like:
hellyeahitssusie:
3 years old - “Mommy, I love you.” 13 years old - “WHATEVER, MOM!” 16 years old - “Mom is so damn annoying.” 18 years old - “I wanna leave this house!” 25 years old - “Mom, you were right.” 30 years old - “I wanna be with my mom again.” 50 years old - “I don’t want to lose my mom.” 70 years old - “I would give up everything for my mom to be here with me.” We only have 1 Mom....
hannahemerick:
sarahhpark:
asianmichelle:
voldemortoutbitches:joellamarano:
Cast of Harry Potter speaking with American accents.
Probably the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
Rupert is actually really good at it.
This is so funny to me, omg.
ruperttttttttt
This.is.fucking.hilarious.
hahahahahha